What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:10

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What's a band that is really popular that you don't like? Why?
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Will Canadians still buy American products?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?